Recovering from a little sunburn and some lager-soaked "Red Eyes", correspondents Han + Sarah have just returned from holiday in Puerto Rico where they tried desperately to distratct Paul Heaton and Dave Rotheray from writing songs to unveil on their forthcoming tour.
Their secret mission on behalf of S Club 7 spoilt, they left our heroes alone for a second week to keep writing. Still unknown if they were more or less distracting than Paul's penchant for nipping out to search for just the perfect souvenir teaspoon for his collection.
